MAN HELD FOR THEFT AND BUS DAMAGING

A 30-YEAR-OLD man, Lekan Jamiu has been arraigned at a Magistrate Court in Ikeja for damaging a bus and stealing.

The prosecutor, Edet Okoi, alleged that Jamiu damaged a Paragon bus engine, with registration number XL193FKJ worth N95,000 belonging to Okorie Nnamdi.

He said the defendant also stole N250,000 by converting delivery money of Paragon bus to his property.

The prosecutor said the incident happened at Maryland, Lagos.

He said the offence is punishable under Section 285 and Section 348 of the Criminal law No.11 Vol.44 of Lagos State,2011.

The defendant pleaded not guilty to the two-count charge.

The trial magistrate, Makanju Oshodi, admitted the defendant to bail of N100,000.

The matter was adjourned to February,10, 2014 for hearing.

DHL SUED N3m BY CUSTOMER FOR LOST OF CREDENTIALS

A CUSTOMER Daniel Okon Etuk has sued DHL International Nigeria Limited at the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) High Court, asking it to pay about N3million for the loss of its credentials.

Etuk, a graduate of Food Engineering from the University of Uyo in Akwa Ibom State had earlier this year, contacted the courier firm to help deliver his original certificates to the Southwestern University in the Philippines, where he had been offered an admission to study Pharmacy.

He stated in a statement of claims, that the university had requested the original copies of his credentials, including the West African School Certificate (WASC) , birth certificate, police report, among others, as part of the admission requirements.

Etuk said it was in the process of getting the documents to the university that he contracted DHL, who charged N17,600 for the service, which he paid. He said the company’s officials promised to deliver the items within a week.

The plaintiff stated that, hoping that everything would go as planned, he proceeded to make travel and accommodation plans, including buying air tickets for his trip to and from the Philippines.

He averred that he was surprised when, weeks after the transaction, the university‘s Registry called to inform him that the documents were not delivered, a development that later caused him the admission, having incurred huge expenses.

Etuk ssid the firm did not only fail in delivering the documents since June 19, when he handed its officials the documents, it has not been unable to account for them despite his several demands on them.

The plaintiff, who accused the firm of negligence and breach of contract, is praying the court to declare, among others, that there is a valid and subsisting contract between him and the courier firm for the delivery of a parcel containing the original copies of the plaintiff’s certificates to the university in the Philippines.

He also seeks a declaration that DHL breached its obligation under the contract, and was negligent when it failed to deliver the documents to the varsity and has been unable to account for them.

Etuk is claiming from DHL, N2million as the amount he lost in school fees, flight ticket, accommodation, among others; N50,000 in general damages for the alleged breach of contract and N50,000 in exemplary damages for the defendant’s alleged negligence.

The respondents are yet to file their defence.

EPITOME AND ABSTRACT OF TITLE

The process of sale of land also involves a period where the title of the owner of the property is investigated to know whether it is legal, original and genuine.

Investigation and deducing of title involves a search at different registry where land instrument are registered to trace the title document of the vendor in other to deduce the title of the property.

In Conveyancing Act states, the law prescribes, the length of years for deducing title to be a minimum of 40 years. However, a legal title free from any encumbrance is a good title and it is immaterial that there is a minor defect in the title of the vendor provided such defect does not go to the root of the title, it may be cured by indemnity offered by the vendor.

Abstract of title is a written account, arranged in a chronological order of the contents of tittle deeds and other documents relating to a particular property.

Epitome of title contains date of the document, names of the parties therein, the event and its nature which relates to land. it is often resorted to as  result of simple method of deed registration in Nigeria.

Under Registration of Titles Law, abstract or epitome of title may not be necessary as the state upon registration of title, guarantee the vendor's title.

The Property and Conveyancing Law requires that the root of title should be traced to not more than 30 years back while the Vendor and Purchaser Act 1874 stipulates 40 years for other states.

Section 130 of the Evidence Act states that recitals in a deed which is 20 years old at the date of the contract, unless proved to be inaccurate, are deemed sufficient evidence of the truth of such fact. see also Bank v. Webb (1958)1 all E.R 126.

Advantages of Epitome of Title

·        It enables the purchaser to raise requisitions on title

·        The purchaser through epitome of title will know if there is any defect in the vendors title

·        The purchaser’s solicitor base his report on it

Elements of Good Root of Title

·        The title should disclose all the interests in the property both legal and equitable

·        It must not be subjected to higher interest than the one disclosed

·        It must sufficiently describe the property

·        It must cast no iota of doubt on the integrity of the title.

Examples of Good Root of Title

·        An assent

·        A deed of lease

·        A legal mortgage

·        Equitable mortgage by deed accompanied by memorandum under seal

·        Registered titles

·        Certificate of title

·        Deed of assignment

Examples of Bad Root of Title

·        Power of attorney

·        A lease agreement

·        Equitable mortgage

·        A conveyance subject to mortgage

·        Certificate of Occupancy; this is not a conclusive proof of title, but a conclusive evidence of proof of a good title., its becomes a good root of title:

·        When its granted by state

·        Customary owners under deemed grant

·        Buyers from the original owner

How to Investigate or Search for Title to Land

Purchaser's solicitor may verify the epitome or abstract of title through the following ways;

·        Register of title in the registration district

·        Search in the appropriate land registry, companies registry and probate registry.

·        Investigation of court judgement and orders

·        Inspection of original document of title

·        Investigating traditional title of the owner

·        Physical inspection of the property

Procedure to Conduct a Search

·        Letter written or forms filled depending on jurisdiction

·        Depose to affidavit in Lagos

·        Attach two passport photograph

·        Payment of search fees..

DEFUNCT GULF BANK DIRECTOR GETS N500M BAIL

Temporary reprieve came the way of a Briton, Gareth Mervyn Wilcox and four others accused of defrauding the defunct Gulf Bank Plc of N15.1billion as the Federal High Court in Lagos granted them a N500million on Monday.

The Federal Government arraigned them on 21 counts of alleged conversion of the bank’s funds for personal use, but they pleaded not guilty to all the counts.

The prosecution said they “converted/appropriated” the sum in the name of loans and overdraft facilities to various companies without appropriate accounting records.

Part of the money was said to have been used to finance a non-existing refinery.

Wilcox was charged along with Prince Johnson Adekunle Adeyeba, a firm, Ibom Power Company; LYK Engineering Company Limited and Uche Uwechia.

Adeyeba is a former director and majority shareholder of both Gulf Bank and Ibom Power Company; Wilcox was the managing director of both Ibom Power Company and LYK Engineering; while Uwechia is a former Company Secretary and Legal Adviser at Gulf Bank and allegedly aided Adeyeba in the perpetration of the alleged fraud.

They allegedly “converted/appropriated” a total of $55.3million and over N3.7billion belonging to the bank.

Ruling on bail applications by the defendants’ counsel, Justice Mohammed Yinusa granted Wilcox and Adeyeba bail in the sum of N200million each.

The defendants are to produce two sureties in the sum of N200million each, and the sureties must be resident within the court’s jurisdiction.

The sureties are to swear to an affidavit of means and must own property within the court’s jurisdiction, the judge ruled.

In addition, the sureties must produce evidence of tax payment in the last three years.

The defendants must also deposit their international passports with the court’s registrar.

“They must give an undertaking not to travel outside the country without leave of court,” Justice Yinusa added.

Meanwhile, the fifth defendant, Uwechia, was granted bail for N100million with two sureties in like sum. Other terms of the bail granted the second and third defendants also apply to him.

Justice Yinusa picked February 26, 2014 for commencement of trial.

ACTIVISTS SEEK BETTER HUMAN RIGHTS ENFORCEMENT IN NIGERIA

LAWYERS and activists have called for better enforcement of women and children’s rights.

They said poor enforcement of the laws had emboldened rights abusers to act with impunity, leaving women and children at the receiving end.

They spoke in Lagos during the launch of a book written by a rights activist, Dr. Yinka Olomojobi, titled: Human Rights on Gender, Sex and the law in Nigeria.

Speakers, including Justice Lateef Lawal-Akapo, Prof Oluyemisi Obilade, Mr. Kunle Ogunba (SAN) and Dr. Joe Okei-Odumakin, who reviewed the book, said rights abuses would continue until the laws were strictly enforced.

Ogunba said there was impunity because the laws were not working.

“We will begin to take ourselves seriously when we do away with impunity,” he said, praising the author for the work.

Dr Okei-Odumakin showed clips of how women were being dehumanised, calling for more advocacy on women and children’s rights protection.

She said of the book: “The actual instances of this abuse – individual, group, corporate, national and international extents – are documented. The legal perspective is even more painstakingly delivered.”

Dr Okei-Odumaki said the book is also futuristic in the seeds of curiousity it sows in the reader.

“The chapter on sexual politics and democracy, I find intriguing in several ways because of the scourge of multi-dimensional denials captured in the chapter.

“The denial is brazen in the North and buried in religion. It is subtle in the South and buried behind a façade of statutes largely ineffectual in the face of cultural and political muscle,” she said.

On the book’s approach, she said the author chose the classic academic style, building up the arguments from several perspectives and backing them up with references in the same breath.

Dr Olomojobi said his passion for human rights motivated him to write the book, which highlights legal provisions for rights protection.

He said the book was written to explore women’s’ rights and identify common areas where they are abused, in terms of customs, traditions, religion, among others

CJN OPPOSES 100% SAN APPLICATION FEES INCREASE

The Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN), Justice Aloma Mukhtar, has objected to a 100 per cent application fee increase for lawyers wishing to become Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN).

She, instead, agreed to a slight increase that would bring the new application fee, announced by the Legal Practitioners Privileges Committee (LPPC), to N300,000, instead of the N250,000 paid by applicants last year.

The new fee is contained in the new guidelines for the conferment of SAN released by the LPPC.

It was learnt that a sub-committee, set up to review the old guidelines, recommended N500,000 as the application fee.

The sub-committee justified the N500,000 fee on the grounds that it was expensive conducting chambers inspection and other verification exercises across the country.

Justice Mukhtar, who is the Chairman of the LPPC, reportedly rejected the new fee because it was too high.

Besides the slight increase in the application fee, the new guidelines also empower the LPPC to suspend a legal practitioner from using SAN pending the determination of any disciplinary action, complaint or prosecution against such a legal practitioner.

By this provision, the LPPC could restrain a SAN, against whom a case of misconduct is pending, from parading him/herself in that capacity until the case is resolved.

Other changes in the new guidelines include earlier opening of the application process.

The call for applications will now be made not later than January 7 each year, instead of January 31 under the former arrangement.

Applicants are now required to provide certified true copies of their complete records of trial proceedings in at least five cases at the High Court.

They are expected to file the records on cases from their beginning to judgment to show that the legal practitioner conducted the trial throughout.

For those applying as academics, the new guidelines have introduced fresh hurdles. They must now show that their published works are published by reputable publishers whose reputation shall be assessed and determined by the academic sub-committee.

The guidelines retain the criteria for the evaluating candidates’ competence, including integrity, 25 per cent; judges’ opinion, 15 per cent; knowledge of law, 15 per cent; contribution to the development of the law, 10 per cent; leadership qualities, 10 per cent; strength and quality of reference, 15 per cent and quality of law office, 10 per cent

LAWYERS SEEK ADOPTION OF ADR IN CASES

SOME lawyers in Lagos have called on litigants to explore Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) options in the settlement of cases.

The lawyers, who made the call at the weekend, said ADR would ensure speedy disposition of cases.

ADR is a form of dispute resolution devoid of the usual technicalities of the courts.

There are a handful of ADR options like arbitration, mediation, negotiation and others which help parties to reach peaceful settlement

The ADR mechanism is a very useful tool in resolving issues between parties although some litigants choose not to explore that option.”

It is cheaper, it saves time, and in the long run, the disputing parties are happy with the result of the technique. It is now mandatory in the rules of court that any action commenced under writ must go through the ADR process.

My pastor-husband slept with two of my friends—Wife •She sent thugs to beat me —Husband

A forty-five-year-old housewife, Mrs Iyabo Taiwo,  has consented to the dissolution of her six-year-old marriage to a cleric, whom she accused of infidelity.

Iyabo told an Igando Customary Court  in Lagos State that her husband, Pastor Olusoji Taiwo, had illicit affairs with her two friends.

She was responding to a divorce suit filed by Olusoji.

“My husband is a womaniser; he slept with two of my friends,’’ Iyabo told the court, adding that Olusoji had many concubines.

“Whenever I confronted him on his escapades with my friends, he  would tell  me to do my worst,” she said.

The mother of one said she was fed up with the marriage.

Fifty-six-year-old Olusoji  had claimed in the divorce suit that his wife was threatening his life and blackmailing him.He alleged that  she discouraged his church members from attending his church.

“My wife is fond of damaging my reputation in the presence of my church members,” he said.

The cleric also alleged that his wife  sent  thugs to beat him.

“My wife wants to kill me; she always sends thugs after me. I am scared that she might kill me one day,” he said.

The president of the court, Mr R. I. Adeyeri, adjourned the case till January 8 for further hearing.

JUDGES' TARGET FOR 2014

Reports that the National Judicial Commission (NJC) has set a minimum target of between 16 and 24 judgments a year for judges across the country from 2014 is difficult to situate. While we are in agreement with the NJC that indolent and ineffective judges should be retired; there is the need to properly weigh the parameter used by the commission to arrive at that figure.

We consider that it may be unrealistic to make such a demand, when the judges do not determine the number of cases that come before them in a year. Again, has the commission considered the cost on quality of judgments in arriving at the decision, knowing that some cases are more intricate than others?

Again, the work output of a judge in a busy court like in Lagos, Port Harcourt, Kano, Onitsha and other commercial centres will no doubt be different from their colleagues operating in remote areas, where the number of cases in a year may not be up to 24. We are also worried that if emphasis is on quantity, some judges may find it convenient to treat the matters before them shabbily, to meet the requirement. Has the commission considered the impact of dumping badly heard cases on the appellate courts, thus depriving litigants without resources the right to go on appeal?

Moreover, in determining the effectiveness of judges, what measure has the commission put in place to sieve judges who give ill-considered judgments from the system; as their impact is also as ruinous as indolent judges that delay cases before them unduly. While no doubt the current Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Aloma Mukhtar, has shown grit in tackling corruption more than her predecessors, we believe that corruption-induced judgments constitute by far, more danger than the quantity of cases determined by a judge in a year. So, the NJC has a more serious challenge tracking corruption in the judiciary.

Also, as we have always argued, the NJC, nay the country, must seek a more efficient way of appointing only competent persons to the bench. That is the surest way to have competent and efficient persons as judges in our courts. Part of the challenge, as we have also argued, is that the centralised system of appointment, remuneration and discipline of judges is unrealistic. Apart from the fact that it negates our federal system of government, it also hoists equal measure for unequal work across the country’s judiciary, which may have informed the new policy of between 16 to 24 judgments in a year. As we have noted on the issue of federalising wages, it is unrealistic for a worker, whether a judge or some other workers, who work in diverse areas and economic environments, to receive the same salary.

It may indeed be noted that many Nigerians will not wager for the integrity of our judiciary, and one reason is the undue delay in the courts. This also may have informed the instruction to deliver a reasonable number of judgments in a year by the judges; but the NJC may not be able to achieve that by fiat. Part of the strategy should be to provide efficient infrastructure for the judiciary. In some courts, the judges still write in long hand; some do not have good libraries, qualified research assistants, efficient power supply system and other basic infrastructure.

So, the NJC needs a mixed bag of demands and incentives to achieve an efficient judiciary. While pushing for increase in the number of cases a judge must decide in a year, it must also work to ensure quality judgments that will endure.

Settle out of court, woman who sued ex-husband over theft told

A Grade 1 Area Court in Mararaba, Nasarawa State, has admonished a 35-year-old housewife, Omolara Imoke, to settle out of court a case she filed against her former husband, Morufu Alimi.

Imoke filed a case of  intimidation and theft against  her 42-year-old ex-husband.

At the resumption of hearing, the judge, Mr Albert Maga, advised Imoke to consider their two children and settle out of court.

“Taking yourselves to court will not help your children. I will advise that you go back home and see how you can resolve this matter in the interest of your children.

“However, the case has been adjourned till January 15 for report of settlement or continuation if the former (reconciliation) fails,’’ Maga ruled.

On December 11, Imoke of Aso Pada, Mararaba, took Alimi to court for alleged intimidation and theft.
She claimed that after the legal dissolution of their 13-year-old marriage by the court, her ex-husband had been intimidating her.

Imoke also alleged that her former husband stole the money she intended to use in renting a room, and assaulted her, causing her grievous harm on her arms and legs.`

The mother of two, who is also a teacher, alleged that her former husband was planning to sell the house both of them built.

“He told me he would make sure that I suffer and go back to the village,” she told the court.

Alimi, of the same address, however, denied the allegations levelled against him.

NGO’s boss arraigned in court for duping physically challenged lady of N1.5m

A 48-year-old man, David Olanrewaju Ajofolowo has been arraigned in Magistrates’ Court 8, Iyaganku, Ibadan, Oyo State on a four-count charge of conspiring with one other person to obtain money from a physically-challenged lady by pretending to want to assist her to process her travelling to India for a hip replacement surgery.

In a suit with charge number MI/1632C/2013, the first count read “that you Olanrewaju David ‘m’ and others now at large on 17th day of November, 2012, at Fidelity Bank, Challenge, Ibadan, in Ibadan magisterial district did conspire with one another to commit felony to wit: obtaining money by false pretence, stealing and forgery and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under section 516 of the criminal code, cap 38, volume 2 laws of Oyo State of Nigeria 2000.”

Count two also read that the accused and others at large obtained N1.5million from one Raji Tawakalitu Temitope under the pretence of taking her to India for hip replacement surgery, thereby committing an offence contrary to and punishable under section 419 of the criminal code, cap 38, volume 2 laws of Oyo State Nigeria 2000, while count three read that the accused and others at large stole N1.5million, property of Raji Tawakalitu Temitope, which is punishable under section 390 (9) of the criminal code cap 38, volume 2 laws of Oyo State of Nigeria 2000.

In count four, Olanrewaju was also accused of presenting himself to be the Chief Executive Officer of a non-governmental organisation known as ‘Succour’ with the intent to defraud, and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under section 484 of the criminal code, cap 38, volume 2 laws of Oyo State, Nigeria.

Crime Reports learnt that Tawa was given the money by an anonymous donor after her story was published in Sunday Tribune of June 10, 2012, stating her pathetic situation. She had told of how her hips were displaced after her legs became deformed as a result of an accident she had at age seven.

Though the surgery was supposed to be carried out by the University College Hospital, Ibadan, Tawa said she was told at the UCH that there were no facilities to handle her case. This prompted the hospital to refund the N1.5million to her account. The accused, who had presented himself as wanting to help the lady, reportedly asked her to withdraw the money from her account so that he could change it into dollars to process the visa to India and to pay for the flight ticket and treatment.

Having trusted Olanrewaju, who she saw as God-sent, Tawa withdrew the money on November 17, 2012 and gave it to the accused. That was how her travelling became bungled as she no longer got a positive signal from Olanrewaju.

Recently, she came to Sunday Tribune to report the story at the Crime Desk after which she lodged a complaint at the Oyo State Police Command headquarters. The Commissioner of Police, Mohammed Indabawa, ordered the State Intelligence Bureau, headed by Anthony Okonkwo, a Chief Superintendent of Police, to investigate the case. The accused, who was said to have been staying away from home since he was summoned by Crime Reports to state his own side of the story, was arrested by detectives on Saturday, December 21 in the early hours of the day while returning from church where he slept.

During interrogation, he admitted collecting the money from Tawa but said that he used N34,000 from it to obtain international passport for Tawa and himself while he quickly invested the rest in an engine business so that it could yield more money to add to the one given to Tawa. He stated further that he was duped by the man he gave the money to, adding that the man had since been on the run.

After the charges were read to the accused, he pleaded not guilty and was granted bail in the sum of N2million, a level 13 civil servant as surety and two passport photographs.

The case was adjourned till February 12, 2014 for further hearing.

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Self-acclaimed medical student in diplomatic passport scam •Arrested, charged to court

A 28-year-old man from Ondo State, Ayenimowa Segun; his fiancée, Rukayat Momodu Anikpe and one Ayorinde Alfred Clement were recently arrested by the Special Investigation Bureau of the Oyo State Police Command for being in possession of fake diplomatic passports and obtaining money from victims under the pretence that they would be provided with diplomatic passports.

Revealing this to Crime Reports recently, the Commissioner of Police in Oyo State, Mr Mohammed Indabawa said that his command received an information that the syndicate engaged in deceiving unsuspecting Nigerians into believing that they would provide them with United Nations diplomatic passports under a Non-Governmental Organisation code-named African Governmental Forum.

 “The Special Investigation Bureau (SIB) was detailed to handle the case and the officer-in-charge, Anthony Okonkwo, led his men to arrest one of the suspects, Segun, at No 25, Lobi Street, Challenge area of Ibadan and others.

“Found with them were 14 suspected fake diplomatic passports and one international passport. We learnt that the victims had been up to 20 and he had been collecting money ranging from N400,000 to N1.8million from them, in the guise of procuring Canadian visa, as well as UN diplomatic passports, for them. Close to N14million had been collected from his victim,” Indabawa disclosed.

In his defence, Segun, who said he was studying medicine in Russia, said “based on my experience while studying abroad, I knew we could help some people get study visa to travel abroad.

 “One Roberto Marcos gave me the diplomatic passports. From the information I have, he works with African Governmental Forum under United Nations. The passports of the people sent to Bangkok were seized and the immigration people said it would take up to six months or a year to retrieve the Canadian visa on them. Roberto Marcos then suggested issuing the diplomatic passports to those involved, pending the time he could enter Canada and get the passports back.

“When I got the diplomatic passports in Nigeria, I took them to a lawyer and invited the individuals who owned the passports to hold a meeting. It was during the period of holding the meeting that I was arrested for unlawful possession of fake diplomatic and international passports.

“The money that was paid into my fiancee’s account was for the visa and one of the requirements was that there must be a confirmed return ticket and insurance policy, so the money paid by the people who applied for the visa was for both.” 

One of the victims who refused to disclose her name said Segun promised to process a Canadian visa for her for $4,000. “Later, he changed the fee to $7,000. The total amount of money I gave him was N440,000. He also collected different amount ranging from N1.4million to N1.5million from some of my friends. He was using his friend Clement as the intermediary to collect the money. We later discovered that the money was being paid into the account of his fiancée.

“At the end of the day, we discovered that the international passports we gave him were not the ones he gave back to us. The ones he showed us were laminated ones and the cover was blue. What we are after now is how to get our money back. For me, I took a loan to process the visa and I have to pay back. I also need my passport back,” she said.

In an update to the story, Crime Reports gathered that the three suspects were arraigned in court on a three-count charge of unlawful possession of passports, obtaining under false pretence and forgery. The accused were granted bail while the case was adjourned to Monday, December 23, 2013.

He’s a womaniser and has infected me with STDs -Wife •The women are her friends -Husband

A housewife, Azeezat Ayinde, has  urged an Igando Customary Court, in Lagos State to dissolve her six-year-old marriage to her husband, Mohammed, because he has  infected her with sexually transmitted diseases (STD)

Thirty-two-year-old  Azeezat, a teacher, alleged that Mohammed was a womaniser  which  had led to her constant visits to the hospital  for the treament of  infections.

“I have been in and out of hospital treating STDs like gonorrhea, staphylococcus and other infectious diseases due to my husband’s unfaithfulness.

“My husband used to invite a lady to our home  in my absence.  I have caught them in our room  at different occasions.

“He always tells  me she’s  his friend’s wife  and that he invites him to our place  because she’s  always lonely,’’ she said.

She accused her husband of abandoning her,  adding that ``he goes out and comes back  sometimes after a week.’’

Azeezat said she  was the one feeding their children and  paying  their  school fees.

The mother of two appealled to  the court to dissolve their six-year-old marriage, adding that she was tired of  spending her money treating  STDs.

“I’m  no longer interested in the union, I’m fed up  spending  money  meant for my children’s   feeding on infections,’’ she said.

Forty-year-old Mohammed admitted that  women always come to their house, but he claimed  they were his wife’s friends.

The respondent, who is an engineer, said, ``her friends always visit me whenever  she  was not around, but I never had anything to do with them,’’ he said.

According to him,  he always  stayed back at work because of the  distance  and  return  home at weekends.

“I had always taken  care of our children  until  my wife packed  out of  our home 18 months ago,’’ he said.

Mohammed consented to the dissolution of their marriage, saying he was also  no longer interested in the union.

The court president, Mr R.I Adeyeri, adjourned the case till January 20.

ARE NIGERIA LAWYERS UNINTELLECTUAL, BORING AND BROKE

The practice of law does have positives. There are brilliant moments of triumph and self-actualization as well as the defeat and ennui. If the question had been "ARE NIGERIA LAWYERS, INTELLECTUAL, JOYOUS AND FLAMBOUYANT I'm sure we would have gotten some good write ups too.

However, reminiscing the Ondo State elections debate 2012 brought about this write up, one of the then contenders a SAN and former President of the NBA Rotimi Akeredolu, contrary to what everybody expected, the learned Silk performance was unimpressive and laid back,  it appears as if, years of using legalese and court room theatrics has eroded him of strong political acumen and stagecraft needed on such occasions.

The ability to articulate one’s vision matters. Alluding to the holy book, ‘out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks’! Often, when the mouth is unable to speak sense, the probable cause could be that the heart is shallow. The implication of a shallow heart on communication could include incoherence and uttering mediocre solutions to serious challenges as Ondo State people witnessed during the debate.

This made me to wonder what might have caused the learned silk to perform so miserably, in my quest for answers i dabble into this lawyers personality theoretical, which i believe might be applicable to Nigeria lawyers too.

The law will make you into the worst kind of person.

If you believe that one's personality is shaped by one's life experiences, then you should be very worried about what the practice of law will do to you. I suggest that you should fear the inculcation of the following highly negative personality traits:

Unintellectualism. Contrary to popular belief, the law is not a particularly "intellectual" profession. Most of the reasoning in legal argument is patently casuistic. Legal arguments are often made in a "kitchen sink" fashion, throwing every conceivably plausible argument into a brief, regardless of the relative strength of the arguments or coherence of the submission as a whole. The practice of law is the development of a habit of extreme intellectual dishonesty where the routine is to state one's opponent's arguments as uncharitably as possible in aid of weakening their impact and conceal every possible fact or principle that is against one's interest which one isn't explicitly required to disclose.

Arrogance. A lawyer is surrounded largely by non-lawyers who come to him/her for expert advice. That alone can encourage some arrogance, but even more is necessary for the psychological warfare between lawyers. Lawyers often try to use extreme false confidence (a.k.a. arrogance) to intimidate one another into

tactical concessions, e.g. by making the other lawyer think that they've screwed up, that "things are always done this way," etc. That is a tactic especially used by older lawyers against younger ones. The younger ones need to develop their own armor of arrogance to resist it.

Pettiness. As I've been emphasizing, much of the nastiness in the practice of law is in small-minded disputes about nothing points of procedure and other maneuvering for tactical advantage. Do you really want to practice being the kind of prick who demands that pleadings be thrown out for being one day late? Uninterestingness. The practice of law takes so much of one's time that one can engage in few activities with the rest of one's life. It is also so stressful that one tends to obsess about it. The result is that lawyers can become very boring people, with nothing to talk about except their ugly jobs.

Impatience. Litigation is very stressful. Also, the law is a very deadline-driven occupation, especially in litigation. There's always more work to do than there is time to do it in, and there's always a court and opposing counsel breathing down your throat with respect to strict deadlines. If you miss a deadline, the consequences can be terrible: a lost case, a malpractice claim against you, etc. Don't be surprised when this spills over and you find yourself swearing at people who walk too slowly while crossing the street.

Aggressiveness. Again, the psychological warfare between lawyers rewards this, and not to forget some diabolical clients that will stop at nothing to win a case.

Lawyers are annoying

That lawyers are annoying is one that has more than a grain of truth to it, in my experience. In about two years of actively practicing law, I came across numerous examples of utterly atrocious behavior, often in litigation. It's not always big things -- though big things are the ones that hit the news -- but patterns of obstreperous behavior and downright stupidity that can wear you down over a day-to-day basis. Bickering over stupid document production requests, delays, phantom schedule conflicts... all these things add up. Contemporary lawyering is often an expensive form of childish game-playing with the rules of civil procedure. It's psychological warfare for minute tactical advantage.

Then there are the lawyers in your own firm, who have been embittered by years of this crap and by long hours. And then there are the clients, who want judgements immediately their cases are filed in court, or have been badly screwed through unnecessary adjournment and are consequently distrustful and hostile toward the entire world . Not surprisingly, both groups of people act so annoying.

And it's not just a matter of the pressures of the law turning people into jerks. I think we can easily believe that annoying people select themselves into the practice of law. Autoadmit. 'nuff said.

Then another group is the charge and bail lawyers, lurking around magistrate courts for over night cases: "overnight cases” – roughly meaning persons charged to court as soon as they are arrested or apprehended in the course of committing a crime - usually crimes like stealing, larceny, burglary, housebreaking and the like. Most of these accused persons are usually small time and poor. They cannot afford ‘big shot’ lawyers and many times their families and relatives are even unaware of their arrest and subsequent arraignment.

The Charge and bail Lawyer is often a creation of circumstances – chances are that when he left Law School he was unable to find any Lawyer to employ him, those who will employ him are unable or unwilling to pay him a dime and there will be numerous Seniors who will impress it upon him that he is still learning the trade and as such will only be entitled to some stipend; still others will regale him with tales of how the big lawyers of the day started small and how we all start small and why he should start small.